And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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