I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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