her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
