I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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