You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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