So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
