dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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