i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
