I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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