No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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