I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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