Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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