you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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