Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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