She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
