She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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