oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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