Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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