yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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