you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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