He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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