"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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