Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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