that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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