yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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