I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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