I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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