He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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