I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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