Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
