Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
