Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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