Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize