I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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