I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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