she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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