Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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