The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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