But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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