Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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