I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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