So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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