oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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