i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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