i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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