Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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