thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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