Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
This baby is an asshole
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
