There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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