Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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