Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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