There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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