oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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