I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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