nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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