I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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