Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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